“My First Knife Fight” Funny Parody Acidwash Tee

$34.99

999 in stock
Easy free returns
Fast worldwide shipping
  • Design by Prideinappare
  • Premium wash graphic tee
  • 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
  • Heavyweight 275 gsm fabric
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Unisex sizing
  • Wider neck ribbing
  • Brilliant print quality
  • Ethically sourced garment
  • Made-to-order by Prideinappare
Size & Fit

The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Prideinapparel. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.

If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆

Shipping & Returns

Please note that your order will be printed fresh just for you. Since most of our products are made-to-order, this ensures higher quality and reduces waste. Shipping estimates below do not include processing time. Please allow 1–3 business days for production before your order ships.

Location — Shipping Time

United States: 7–10 business days

International: 10–14 business days

Free return shipping for eligible returns within 30 days!

Sustainability

All Prideinappare products come from are responsible factories with ethical accreditations.

We ship in huggable, plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!

Why This “My First Knife Fight” Funny Parody T-Shirt is a Hit?

Inject some dark humor into your wardrobe with this “My First Knife Fight” t-shirt, a hilarious parody of classic children’s books. Featuring a witty graphic on a black acidwash background, this tee is sure to get a laugh.

Key Features of This Humorous Graphic Tee:

  • Witty Parody Design: Showcases a funny graphic that parodies classic children’s books with a dark, humorous twist, perfect for those with an edgy sense of humor.
  • Premium Acidwash Finish: Made from 100% soft, heavyweight cotton with a distinctive black acidwash effect, providing both comfort and a cool, vintage look.
  • Unique Humor Gift: An excellent present for anyone who appreciates dark comedy, retro parody, or unique graphic tees with a strong statement.

Sizing & Care Instructions:

Our tees offer a classic unisex fit. Please consult the sizing chart to find your perfect size. To preserve the graphic, machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry low.

Structured FAQ Section:

Q: Is this design appropriate for children?
A: This design contains mature humor and is intended for adult audiences.

Q: What material is the shirt made of?
A: This tee is crafted from 100% heavyweight cotton, known for its softness and durability, with a unique black acidwash treatment.

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