I Have a Small Dick! Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt – Retro 80s 90s Humor Tee
$34.99
999 in stock
- Design by Prideinappare
- Premium wash graphic tee
- 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
- Heavyweight
- 100% combed cotton
- Unisex sizing
- Wider neck ribbing
- Brilliant print quality
- Ethically sourced garment
- Made-to-order by Prideinappare
Description
Looking for a bold, humorous statement tee that gets a reaction?
Inject some irreverent humor into your style with this ‘i have a small dick!’ design. This graphic features a provocative and funny message, reminiscent of 80s and 90s vintage humor. Perfect for those with a daring sense of humor, fans of retro aesthetics, and anyone who loves a controversial, conversation-starting tee!
Why This Funny Sarcastic Tee is a Bold Choice:
- Features high-quality printed graphics that make the design pop.
- Crafted from 100% soft, premium cotton for ultimate comfort and durability.
- Designed with dropped shoulders, a ribbed crewneck, and twin-needle stitching ensuring a regular, lasting fit.
- Available in a stylish Black Acidwash color, adding a unique touch to your wardrobe.
Size & Fit
The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Prideinapparel. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.
If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆
Production & Shipping
Made to Order Just for You
This product is custom-made immediately after you place your order. This eco-friendly process ensures each item is printed with the highest quality.
Estimated Delivery Time
- Production: 1–3 business days (processing & printing).
- Shipping (USA): 7–10 business days.
- Shipping (Intl): 10–14 business days.
*Tracking number will be provided as soon as your order ships.
Sustainability
All Prideinappare products come from are responsible factories with ethical accreditations.
We ship in huggable, plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!
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Looking for a bold, humorous statement tee that gets a reaction?
Inject some irreverent humor into your style with this ‘i have a small dick!’ design. This graphic features a provocative and funny message, reminiscent of 80s and 90s vintage humor. Perfect for those with a daring sense of humor, fans of retro aesthetics, and anyone who loves a controversial, conversation-starting tee!
Why This Funny Sarcastic Tee is a Bold Choice:
- Features high-quality printed graphics that make the design pop.
- Crafted from 100% soft, premium cotton for ultimate comfort and durability.
- Designed with dropped shoulders, a ribbed crewneck, and twin-needle stitching ensuring a regular, lasting fit.
- Available in a stylish Black Acidwash color, adding a unique touch to your wardrobe.
I Have a Small Dick! Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt - Retro 80s 90s Humor Tee








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