Funny ‘If I Die Water My Plants’ T-Shirt | Retro Skull Tee
$34.99
- Design by Prideinappare
- Premium wash graphic tee
- 90s-inspired boxy fit with dropped shoulders
- Heavyweight 275 gsm fabric
- 100% combed cotton
- Unisex sizing
- Wider neck ribbing
- Brilliant print quality
- Ethically sourced garment
- Made-to-order by Prideinappare
Size & Fit
The Wash Tee is designed, manufactured and printed by Prideinapparel. It's a unisex, 90s-inspired relaxed fit with a slight dropped shoulder and roomy sleeves.
If you want to get really scientific, we have a size chart next to the size options above 👆
Shipping & Returns
Please note that your order will be printed fresh just for you. Since most of our products are made-to-order, this ensures higher quality and reduces waste. Shipping estimates below do not include processing time. Please allow 1–3 business days for production before your order ships.
Location — Shipping Time
United States: 7–10 business days
International: 10–14 business days
Free return shipping for eligible returns within 30 days!
Sustainability
All Prideinappare products come from are responsible factories with ethical accreditations.
We ship in huggable, plant-based compostable mailers – because f*ck plastic!
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Why Is This Plant Lover Tee So Funny?
For the plant parent with a dark sense of humor, this ‘If I Die, Water My Plants’ t-shirt is a must-have. This funny tee features a retro-style skull surrounded by leaves, making a hilarious and slightly morbid request. It’s the perfect gift for any gardener or plant enthusiast who puts their green friends first.
Humorous Features of This Gardening Tee:
- Hilarious & Relatable Quote: A funny and relatable sentiment for any dedicated plant owner who worries about their leafy companions.
- Cool Retro Skull Design: The vintage-style skull graphic gives the shirt a cool, edgy look that contrasts perfectly with the domestic theme.
- Great Gift for Gardeners: A unique and humorous gift for anyone with a green thumb and a good sense of humor.
Sizing & Care Instructions:
This is a unisex t-shirt with a standard regular fit. Check our sizing guide to select your ideal size. To keep your skull and plants happy, machine wash cold.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is this shirt about gardening?
A: Yes, it’s a humorous take on being a dedicated plant owner or gardener, expressed with a funny, dark-humor quote.
Q: What is the style of the shirt?
A: It combines a funny quote with a retro, vintage-style skull graphic for a unique look.
Funny 'If I Die Water My Plants' T-Shirt | Retro Skull Tee

















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